Most helpful book for a woman

A book seller conducting a market survey asked a woman-

"Which book has helped you most in your life"?

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The woman replied-

"MY HUSBAND'S CHEQUE BOOK"

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Order is Order

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 Dakkan to Boss...Sir, Makkhan is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears...

 Boss...Oh...No...

Dakkan...What happened,  Sir...

Boss...
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I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes...

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What a prayer

At dinner a little boy was ordered to lead in a prayer...

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"But I don't know what to pray?"

Dad- "Just pray for your family members" 

"Dear Lord", he started, "Thank you for giving me such lovely parents. This coming X-mas please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's mobile phone and provide shelter for the homeless men who used to take shelter in Mom's bedroom, when Papa is away at the office."

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What do you want to know ?

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How this world has changed....

A caring mother to her teen daughter..." Now the time have come to do some serious talk with you"...

Girl..."Serious talk ! about what"...

Mother..."About Sex-Education"...

Girl replied with sigh of a relief...
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"O.K. come on Mom...Tell me what do you want to know"...

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Makkhan's Plight

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Makkhan's Plight......

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Makkhan...."When i was a child, homosexuality was crime in India...As i grew, it was acceptable, now it is legal...I'd better leave India before they make it compulsory"...

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Whiskey peg @ Rs 5 only

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Man in Bar...

One large whiskey peg...how much it charge...

Bar-man...Rs 5 Sir...

Man...Wow that's so cheap...can i get some chiken kababs too...

Bar-man....Sure Sir, Rs 5 more please...

Man...Oh Man this is Awesome Place...so cheap...where is your owner?

Bar-man...Sir, he is with my wife...

Man...What he is doing with your wife ???

Bar-man...Sir same what i am doing with his Buisness...

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The nicest thing father did...

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In USA a school once held a contest for students, the theme of contest was...

" The nicest thing my father did for me"...

The winning student said...

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"Not wearing a condom"/....

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Why post-men are only men ?

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There are only post-men in the world and not post-women...

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they take nine months in one 'DELIVERY'

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Recall of a promise on wedding night...

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On first wedding night, girl requested to her husband...

Please don't touch me...

Husband...but why ?

Girl...I have promised to my mother that after marriage, i'll leave all these things...

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important praise for husband....

The worst time to have a bad accent....

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On their honeymoon night, the gujrati wife tells her husband...

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"You are the most IMPOTENT man in my life !"....

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