Khushdeep Sehgal
Breaking pens-computers since 1994

Funny Leave Applications in Indian English

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  • This is from Infosys, Bangalore:

    An employee applied for leave as follows:

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


    · This is from Oracle Bangalore:

    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

    "as I want to shave my son's head off, please leave me for two days..."


    Another gem from CDAC:

    Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    · From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


    दिनेशराय द्विवेदी said...

    Realy funny. It always happened when a person uses english inspite of his language.

    निर्मला कपिला said...

    हा हा हा ये अंग्रेज़ी का कमाल है धन्यवाद्

    स्वप्न मञ्जूषा said...

    Khushdeep ji,

    I am well here and hope you are also in the same well....
    I laughed so hard that I almost became nonsense....
    We will surely meet one day when I am empty...
    ha ha ha ..

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